Challies Still Missing As Milk Carton Photo Bears No Resemblance To Him

The popular christian blogger Tim Challies is still missing as an international search continues. After the internet famous, christian technology guru failed to respond to multiple texts, DMs, and snaps from his wife, she appealed to the help of the dairy industry. Although the chiseled, gaunt picture taken from the top of Challies’ website has yielded multiple leads, the moon-faced Challies is still missing in action.

Update: Tim has been found in his home office. He claims he was in the middle of a Civilization VI tournament. When asked by authorities why he didn’t just “pause the game” he proceeded to flip his desk.

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