Able-Bodied Florida Man On Welfare Rises As #StayHome Leader

MILWAUKEE, WI—”I never really considered myself a public health advocate before or what not, but people need to stay home,” Wilford Franklin remarked from the basement of his parents duplex in Milwaukee. “This isn’t Covid 6 or 7, it’s way more than double that. I’ve always said the winter months are way too dangerous to be goin’ out.

Wilford is making waves for creating the largest StayHome advocacy Facebook group, racking up millions of followers in a few short weeks.

“You might say I’m a bit of a #StayHome expert. Can’t seem to find a job that fits my unique skill set in the past ten or so years.” Wilford remarked.

Wilford currently has no plans on looking for a job “on account of the virus”.

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