Professional Cameras Among The ‘Immunocompromised’ As Pandemic Surges

WILMINGTON, DE—Professional cameras have been ordered to stay home as they account for the vast majority of immunocompromised individuals facing the COVID-19 pandemic. Prominent politicians and entertainers have been forced to use crappy cell phone cameras from the late 1990s and early 2000s.

State governors across the nation stand united in the order to keep anything better than an iPhone 6 in their homes during this novel virus.

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