Health Magazine Features “Perfectly Healthy” Michael Moore

In a world where perfectly healthy individuals continue to mysteriously fall prey to the Delta Variant surge of the novel coronavirus pandemic, Health Magazine has decided to feature movie producer Michael Moore on the cover of their September 2021 issue.

Doctor’s are increasingly flabbergasted as more and more perfectly healthy people, who gets the most booster shots and wear the most masks, are still dying to this completely unpredictable virus.

Michael Moore of “Bowling for Columbine” and “Fahreinheit 9/11” fame recounts his daily pursuit of health including getting his daily booster shots and wearing a mask even as a he consumes his third full course meal of the day.

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