In a world where perfectly healthy individuals continue to mysteriously fall prey to the Delta Variant surge of the novel…
Professional Cameras Among The ‘Immunocompromised’ As Pandemic Surges
WILMINGTON, DE—Professional cameras have been ordered to stay home as they account for the vast majority of immunocompromised individuals facing…
CNN Hires 90’s Prop Comic Carrot Top As Coronavirus Escalates
ATLANTA, GA—Our hospitals are war zones, but nothing puts anxious Americans at ease more than a little prop comedy. As…
Pythagoras Banned From YouTube: Experts Agree Earth Is Flat
ATHENS, GREECE—A rare historical discovery finds that Greek philospher Pythagoras, who was among the first to theorize that the Earth…
Ohio Governor Advises Eating With A Mask On
COLUMBUS, OH—Accompanied by a detailed chart, Ohio Governor Mike Dewine asserted Thursday the importance of keeping masks on while dining…
Able-Bodied Florida Man On Welfare Rises As #StayHome Leader
MILWAUKEE, WI—”I never really considered myself a public health advocate before or what not, but people need to stay home,”…
Man Converts To Christianity Thanks To Christian Twitter Bio
“When I read his profile I knew” Dave in Idaho remarked. “Not only was he a father- but a husband.…
Summit Church Announces New Dollar Menu
In light of the success of lasts week’s “$5 Good Friday” at SBC Summit, the church is announcing a complete…
TGC To Sponsor First Annual Conference Conference
With how many Christian conferences there are today, knowing which ones to attend can seem like an overwhelming decision especially…
Controversial New Book “The Calf” Meets Rave Reviews
Forget “The Shack”, William P. Young’s new sequel “The Calf” has ignited a new level of controversy in the evangelical…
