WILMINGTON, DE—Professional cameras have been ordered to stay home as they account for the vast majority of immunocompromised individuals facing … More
Category: CORONACATION
CNN Hires 90’s Prop Comic Carrot Top As Coronavirus Escalates
ATLANTA, GA—Our hospitals are war zones, but nothing puts anxious Americans at ease more than a little prop comedy. As … More
Ohio Governor Advises Eating With A Mask On
COLUMBUS, OH—Accompanied by a detailed chart, Ohio Governor Mike Dewine asserted Thursday the importance of keeping masks on while dining … More
Able-Bodied Florida Man On Welfare Rises As #StayHome Leader
MILWAUKEE, WI—”I never really considered myself a public health advocate before or what not, but people need to stay home,” … More